The true horror story takes place when you miss breakfast.
Not many people will get this custome .
I’m pretty sure everyone gets this costume
yet another unrealistic expectation for women
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
are these real?
no beyonce was never black
My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad